Yo, what up, party people?
IT'S YOUR BOY KEEMSTAR!
I gotta' tell you this story...
Yeah...
Here we go...
Walked in the woods,
found a dollar, found a- found a dollar.
Walked in the woods,
found a da- dollar, found a da- dollar.
Found a dollar in the woods.
I was in the woods, found a dollar.
Should I give your mum, a mother-fucking holla?
Found a dollar in the woods...
And I'm feelin' so god-damn good!
Found a dollar in the woods...
And I'm feelin' so god-damn good.
Better believe, underneath some leaves,
In the woods and I'm feelin' so good.
Found a dollar in the woods,
da- dollar in the woods,
dollar in the mists of dogshit bigshot! [Editors note: no clue what Keem just fucking said]
DOLLAR IN THE WOODS!
DALLAH', IN THE MOTHER-FUCKING WOO-OODS!
SING IT WITH ME: SO LOUD, SO PROUD,
FOUND A DOLLAR IN THE WOODS, FOUND A DOLLAR IN THE WOODS!
DOLLAR IN THE WOODS, AND I'M FEELIN' SO GOOD!
DOLLAR IN THE WOODS, AND I'M FEELIN' SO GREAT!
DOLLAR IN THE WOODS, BOUGHT THE CHICKEN, MAMA! [Editors note: Again, no clue].
A MOTHER-FUCKING DAY!
DOLLAR IN THE WOODS, DA- DOLLAR IN THE WOODS.
DOLLAR IN THE WOODS, PLAYING HIDE 'N GO SEEK,
WELL I FOUND YOU, NOW ITS YOUR TURN TO COUNT.
BETTER FIND YOUR DICK, CUS' THAT WHAT I'M ABOUT!
I FO- FOUND A DOLLAR IN THE WOODS,
I FO- FOUND A DOLLAR IN THE WOO-OODS!
DOLLAR IN THE WOODS, DA- DOLLAR IN THE WOODS.
MOTHER-FUCKER BELEVE, FOUND A DOLLAR IN THE WOODS.
WALKIN' THROUGH THE WOODS AND WHAT DID I SEE?
RIGHT ON THE GROUND IN FROND OF ME? [Sick bars, I know.]
DOLLAR IN THE WOODS, DA- DOLLAR IN THE WOODS.
FOUND A DOLLAR IN THE WOODS, AND IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOO-OOD!
DOLLAR IN THE WOODS, DA- DOLLAR IN THE WOODS.
DOLLA IN THE WOODS, DA- DOLLAR IN THE WOODS. [I regret doing this now.]
FOUND A DOLLAR IN THE WOODS, AND IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOO-OOD!
DOLLAR IN THE WOO-OO-OODS, AND IT FELLS SO FUCKING GOO-OOD!
DOLLAR IN THE WOODS, DOLLAR IN THE WOODS.
ALL MY PARTY-PEOPLE SAY: 'DOLLAR IN THE WOODS'!
[I want die. NFKRZ, please help, it's 2AM.]
ALL MY PARTY PEOPLE, SCREAM: 'DOLLAR IN THE WOODS'!
["Dollar in the woods" x2]
I FEEL SO FUCKING GOOD!
I have in fact found the form of currency know as the United States dollar in a wooded area.
BITCH, I FEEL SO GOOD!
[I've given up. to sum up; Keem lets us know that he's found a dollar in the woods, like, 6 more times and threatens to assault your grandmother.]